BLONDES AGAINST TRUMP

Batty takes for sane people. Sharp, sunny satire for the politically bewildered.

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We were told to trust the experts, so we did. Now the experts are rotating on a schedule that looks like a reality show.…

Infrastructure Week has become the political equivalent of a casserole promise: everyone swears it is in the oven, no one can find the pan.…

If the briefing room had a bouncer, it would be asking for a second ID and a first draft. Today was all vibes, no…

“The press secretary said ‘clarity.’ The room heard ‘charades.’”
“We upgraded from gaslighting to LED—brighter, cheaper, still confusing.”
“Policy rollout schedule now posted somewhere between a mood board and a fever dream.”
“If irony were an energy source, we’d be net positive.”

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